Scammers Galore – Getting a Retiree’s Attention! If they only knew!

The phone rings! Politics or Scammers All they want is my hard earned $$

It’s another day of Christmas/Political and Car Warranty Scammers for us. Once you retire, they’s got your number and the Phone Company can’t stop them. So what’s on my list today? How are they going to try to get my attention?

Ring #1: Car Warranty is Expired? Oh! No! You mean after 6 years and 90,000 miles? Gee Whizz. What to do?

HANG UP! “Click”

Ring #2: Donald Trump Recording: Thanking me for What? You want What? Why call a Democrat?

THANK YOU, BUT NO! I DON”T GIVE ANY BILLIONAIRE POLITICIAN A RED CENT! “Click”

Ring # 3: A deep base voice saying: “This is Chuck Schumer, Congressman calling!”

SERIOUSLY MISTER, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD CHUCK SCHUMER SPEAK? HA! “Click”

Ring # 4: The e-mail dings and tells me that Amazon or Paypal is debiting me for $673.00. Just Click here to dispute it!

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM! – NOW – CLOSE BROWSER – LOG ON A-NEW – CHECK ACCOUNTS? – IT’S ALL OK!

Ring # 5: I’m Getting Tired Folks! Another call— The Medical Center? — What? Redo my Stool Specimen?

OH! HAPPY DAY! A REAL PHONE CALL! YES NURSE, THANKS, I’LL BE RIGHT OVER TO COLLECT MY KIT!

IF ONLY SCAMMERS KNEW HOW TO GET THE FULL ATTENTION OF RETIREES!

IT WOULD BE THE SHITS!